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Old 03-28-2017, 12:29 PM  
CurrentlySober
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Problem is - seriously - that being as large as I am, I cannot actually leave the house anymore...

I cant fit out the door and the only way to weigh me, involves me having to goto a 'weigh-station' that is used for trucks and lorries...

In order to get me there they would need to remove the window and the lower wall and my landlord says that if I do remove his window and wall, I'm getting evicted.

So I cant give you an accurate weight. Sorry... Blame my landlord
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