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venturi · 08-10-2003, 01:11 AM

Ok, I got my computer, I have the internet (thanks AT&T) and I'm surfin... I get porn in the search results on the old free Yahoo... I think "Hella Yeah! I was searching for SkyDiving but What the fuck?!" and I begin browsing the links....

I get these pages with "webmasters click here" at the bottom and I'm like "I'm a damned good programmer, but a webmaster? Nah!" so I move on...

Then one day I clicked on one of those links and I was immediately promised the ability to make money on the internet selling porn, AND it wasn't gonna cost me a dime to do it. I'm thinking "YEAH RIGHT!" and I backtrack out of there.

I kick myself daily for not being aware enough to get in back "In The Day".

Anyone else have similar stories, or am I the sole fucktard ever to have been through this?

where's the :kickmehard emoticon???

08-10-2003, 01:11 AM
venturi Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: An Oasis atop a High Desert Mesa Posts: 386	1995 - A Fucktard's Story Ok, I got my computer, I have the internet (thanks AT&T) and I'm surfin... I get porn in the search results on the old free Yahoo... I think "Hella Yeah! I was searching for SkyDiving but What the fuck?!" and I begin browsing the links.... I get these pages with "webmasters click here" at the bottom and I'm like "I'm a damned good programmer, but a webmaster? Nah!" so I move on... Then one day I clicked on one of those links and I was immediately promised the ability to make money on the internet selling porn, AND it wasn't gonna cost me a dime to do it. I'm thinking "YEAH RIGHT!" and I backtrack out of there. I kick myself daily for not being aware enough to get in back "In The Day". Anyone else have similar stories, or am I the sole fucktard ever to have been through this? where's the :kickmehard emoticon??? __________________ I'm not a porn monger. I'm a porn ... STYLIST! Buildit Cheap, build it Fast, Build it Right. - Pick Two.