Whenever your fake nics get called out you always do the same bicker session afterwards back and forth with one of them.
When your JoshuaG & Smack dat interact too much and / or get called out you cycle out to your JohnnyClips & John1975 casually peppering in your Relic & JohnnyNight every now and then for good measure
Tip: if you weren't so negative and manic nobody would notice the correlation