Fuckin'-A, Colin.

First, you took my Anne Frank line that I wanted to post earlier today, and now you've cut me off at the knees again on this one.
I was going to give him the political party and denominational (or lack of) info of 3 of my friends and throw in their views on abortion and ask him to tell me which one is the Mensa member who made a 1600 on the SAT.
