The Swedes told us - we want Norway as our bitch. We couldn't fight back and voila, we lost Norway. We got Greenland though even though it was technically Norwegian. Nemesis ;)
Hehe we're an energy exporting country ourselves, just ask Sweden
Not as much as Norway yet though, I admit. However, the resources under Faroe Islands and especially Greenland will blow everyone away.
Still, Norwegians can't play football