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Old 01-13-2017, 12:16 PM  
CaptainHowdy
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My last date fortunately (almost miraculously I dare to say) ended up in casual sex. But unfortunately, and paraphrasing Macbeth's hungover porter, alcohol hindered my performance. I'm thinking of sending the poor girl a debit note for an erection. Ever tried that kind of dumb shit after failed sex?
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