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Jason Chaffetz - Dad is Jewish, mom a Christian scientist. They sent their son to Brigham Young university on a football scholarship. He turns into a Mormon in his senior year. By the way, say that university's name again... Huh?
He meets Reagan while working for a multi-level marketing company and decides, oh shit, I'm a total douchebag! I should be a Republican because I love taking people's shit and conning dumb fucks.
The guy is 49 but looks like he's sixteen. Read that university's name again...
Fucking world is going to hell.
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