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fiveyes · 08-04-2003, 06:15 PM

Even though they control most of the money in the world, I'd never try to go for the female buying public.

Gads, it's hard enough for me to hook up in a bar for a one-night stand- I can imagine what it would be like trying to please thousands of them at once ...

[ background harp riff as scene fades to ]

"Dear Mr. Producer, your sheets clash with the drapes in the middle of scene twelve and totally turned me off. I want a refund right this minute!"

"Could you have the actor spend a bit more time in those long strokes from the knee to almost (but not quite!) mid-thigh. And if you include anymore of those disgusting toe sucking scenes- I want a refund right this minute!"

"I loved the romantic evening stroll you did on the beach that ended with them curled together by the driftwood fire. The personal interplay was perfect, very real and touching. The way he pretended to discover an engagement ring in the shell he had found earlier that day was the perfect touch! But then this crab ran across the upper right corner of the screen and just simply spoiled it all for me!!! If you can't keep these distractions out of your offerings then - I ..."

08-04-2003, 06:15 PM
fiveyes Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: New Orleans Posts: 1,680	Even though they control most of the money in the world, I'd never try to go for the female buying public. Gads, it's hard enough for me to hook up in a bar for a one-night stand- I can imagine what it would be like trying to please thousands of them at once ... [ background harp riff as scene fades to ] "Dear Mr. Producer, your sheets clash with the drapes in the middle of scene twelve and totally turned me off. I want a refund right this minute!" "Could you have the actor spend a bit more time in those long strokes from the knee to almost (but not quite!) mid-thigh. And if you include anymore of those disgusting toe sucking scenes- I want a refund right this minute!" "I loved the romantic evening stroll you did on the beach that ended with them curled together by the driftwood fire. The personal interplay was perfect, very real and touching. The way he pretended to discover an engagement ring in the shell he had found earlier that day was the perfect touch! But then this crab ran across the upper right corner of the screen and just simply spoiled it all for me!!! If you can't keep these distractions out of your offerings then - I ..." __________________ <CENTER><A HREF="http://www.hot-off-bourbon.com/" target="_blank"><IMG SRC="http://www.hot-off-bourbon.com/images/hob-logosmall.jpg" border="0"></A> <FONT face="Comic Sans MS" SIZE="-1"><I>Mardi Gras, Spring Break, Wet-T, Night Club Action, UpSkirt, Oil Wrestling, Voyeur</I></FONT></CENTER> Last edited by fiveyes; 08-04-2003 at 06:18 PM..