You can do this:
Once you get the call from the salesman, start crying...
"I feel so depressed. My site makes no sales. Please visit my site or I will suicide! If you do not visit my site, I will suicide myself and you will be the only one culpable person for that! Think in my wife and my 25 children. I am the only one that brings dinero at home, so if I suicide they will die too and you will be the only one culpable person for that!...
Buy a membership fuckin perverted bastard! "
I hope this will work. If not at least you will have some fun time with that salesman, and for shure he will never call you again.
