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Originally posted by SykkBoy2
better than how my convos with cyberpunk usually go:
cyberpunk: afternoon sexy pants
SykkBoy: heya my little turle dove
cyberpunk: I took a massive shit today, my asshole's on fire
SykkBoy: me too, well, not on fire, but I took a massive shit...looked kinda like soft taffy
cyberpunk: tasty
SykkBoy: indeed
cyberpunk: let's kill someone today
SykkBoy: you kill, I'll dispose of the body
cyberpunk: sounds good, biab, I have to take a shit
SykkBoy: ok
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Ha, thats nothin. I had a Roberto's Carne Asada 2lb burrito last night. I woke up this morning with intestinal fortitude severely lacking. Hugest shit I've taken in at least a year.