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Not bad. I was hoping for more.
My friend accidentally came in his girlfriend's eye one night, and it got all red and infected. He had to take her to the hospital becuase her eye was swollen shut, and of course, the doctor asked what happened. Did she eat something? Does she have allergies?
My friend looked sternly at his girlfriend, then at the doctor, sighed heartily and said, "She was giving me a blowjob and I accidentally came in her eye."
The doctor let out a quick little laugh while she punched him. He pulled my friend out into the hallway and said, "I'm not really allowed to say this as a doctor, but good work my man!"
Now if there was video of that, THAT'd be classic...
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