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Originally Posted by directfiesta
This is Currently Sober fantasy 
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Indeed it is, but alas, due unfortunately to my weight, it shall have to remain as that...

I could never fit in...
I actually read this in my morning paper (Yes I still have a daily paper delivered) while I was taking my morning dump... It aroused me so much, I used my dump to masturbate with before flushing.
Spanks 4 stinking of me though
