Un-FUCKING-believable! This one takes the friggin' top prize for ignorance and stupidity. Either (1) you were trying to be 'funny', in which case you failed miserably, or (2) you are really that sick and twisted. Here's a simple suggestion (which I TRULY hope you follow):
GO FIND GUN - LOAD GUN - POINT GUN AT HEAD - PULL TRIGGER
The world would be a MUCH BETTER place without assholes like you in it....