Originally Posted by Horatio Caine

Fact!!! They asked me for my ID and I gave it to them.
Fact!!! They asked me if I was drinking and I said "no"
Fact!!! They asked me if knew I was going 15 miles over speed limit.
Fact!!! I got $230 ticket and did my defensive driving on line.
Fact!!! I'm still alive and I will do this routine all over again and will still be alive...

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Fact!!! I was out drinking with friends.
Fact!!! Cops showed up and asked us to tone it down.
Fact!!! We didn't go apeshit like bootlips do and toned it down.
Fact!!! They asked us if there was anything "else" on us that they need to know about.
Fact!!! We showed them a joint and they gave us 5 minute lecture and said next time we go to jail...


These are the facts.


OH, more facts..
I have no criminal record.
I have never done drugs
I do not have 5 welfare babies running around.
I do not sell bootleg dvds.
I'm not a member of bloods gang.


Hope that helps.