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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd
Really? I guess you cannot sell ice to eskimos so that's why you went into dating. 
I went to the store yesterday to buy a case of water because it was on sale. It was ninety degrees outside. On the way into the store I passed two (free) water fountains. Did I stop and drink from them? No - I bought the case of water, took one out, opened it and drank it. And when I got home, instead of turning on my faucet (which has a water filter on it) I put some bottles of water in the fridge. Later I opened one and drank it, never even went near my faucet.
So who won? Poland-fucking-Springs, that's who. I want to be Poland Springs, not the guy giving up and selling pizzas instead. |
Look... this is the problem here...
I wanted to sign up at a paysite but I was thirsty so I decided to go to the store first to buy some water. BUT... at the fountain there was a girl sitting... Short story shorter: I banged her at the fountain and then went to buy my water. When I got home I really wasn't into signing up at the pornsite anymore... Conclusion: If paysites cannot instantly deliver a bottle of water with their memberships... this business is doomed...
