Sly, you'll have to hire a 24 hour guard service, complete with surveillance cams. They will act as an impartial 3rd party, and will keep constant tabs on you. One wank and you're done for. Then I might put some dough on the line.
Of course, the cost of such a service for a whole year, round the clock, would be enormous....... almost as enormous as your swollen balls would be after no sex or wanking.
