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Join Date: May 2001
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This South Philly Tony sounds a lot like little Johnny....
South Philly Tony returns from school and says he got an F in
arithmetic. "Why?" asks the father? "The teacher asked 'How much is
2x3,' I said '6,'" replies TONY. "But that's right!" says his dad.
"Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'" "What's the fucking
difference?" asks the father. "That's what I said!"
South Philly Tony ON ENGLISH
South Philly Tony goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are
going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example
of a multi-syllable word?" TONY says "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles
and says, "Wow, South Philly Tony, that's a mouthful." Little TONY says,
"No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
South Philly Tony ON GRAMMAR
South Philly Tony was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he
needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take
a piss!" The teacher replied, "Now, TONY, that is NOT the proper word to
use in this
situation. The correct word you want to use is '! urinate'. Please use
the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly , and I will allow you to
go." South Philly Tony, thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're an
eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN!"
South Philly Tony ON GRAMMAR
One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show
of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same
sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with,
"My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful
in it." "Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on
little Michael. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out
beautifully." She said, "Excellent, Michael!" Then the teacher
reluctantly called on South Philly Tony. "Last night at the dinner
table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said
'Beautiful, just fucking beautiful!'"
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