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A couple was married for 20 years, and
every time they fucked the husband always
insisted on shutting off the lights.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was
stupid. She figured she would break him
out of the crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle
of doing it, she turned on the lights. She looked
down and saw her husband was holding a dildo.
She gets all upset. "You impotent fucking bastard!"
she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me
all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and
says, calmly... "I'll explain the dildo if you explain
the kids."
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