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<b>SUPERMODEL PLANECRASH</b>
Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Cindy Crawford are flying to a
super models conference in Paris, when the captain of the plane
announces: "We have just lost power to the engines and are going to make
an emergency crash landing -- assume the brace position immediately!"
Immediately the three models start preparing for the worst. Claudia
pulls out lipstick and make-up and starts fixing her face. Bewildered,
Naomi and Cindy ask: "What in the hell are you doing fixing your make-up
when we are about to friggin' crash!"
Claudia responds: "I know for a fact the rescue workers will search for,
and save first, the ones who have the best looking faces -- which is why
I am putting on my make-up."
Cindy Crawford rips open her blouse to expose two beautiful mounds of
flesh which inexplicably defy the law of gravity. Totally confused,
Naomi and Claudia shout: "Cindy, have you lost your senses? Why are you
baring your breasts for everyone to see when we are about to die!"
Cindy responds: "I have it on good authority in plane crashes, the
rescue workers look to save first the women with big beautiful breasts
-- which is why I am exposing my tits!"
Not hesitating, Naomi Campbell pulls down her skirt and panties to
expose her love triangle." Freaking out, Claudia and Cindy yell: "Naomi
-- Are you crazy?? Why are you exposing your crotch for everyone to
see?"
Calmly, Naomi responds: "BITCHES PLEASE! I know for a fact the first
thing the rescue workers look for in plane crashes is a black box!"
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