When is the only time you smile and wink at a Serb?

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  • John_Galbani
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2014
    • 298

    #1

    When is the only time you smile and wink at a Serb?

    When you are looking through the scope of your rifle.

    Another

    Q) How can you stop a Serbian tank?
    A) You shoot the soldier that is pushing it.
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  • SBJ
    So Fucking Fabulous
    • Apr 2003
    • 11377

    #2
    Q) A Russian, and Serb jump off a building at the same time .. who hits the ground first?
    A) Who cares!

    Q) Did you hear about the Serb bitch who told her husband, Give me 10 inches and make it hurt.
    A) He fucked her twice and threw her down the stairs.

    Q) Why do Serbs drive with their windows up?
    A) They think the smell is coming from outside.

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    • Mr Pheer
      So Fucking Banned
      • Dec 2002
      • 22082

      #3
      A Serb walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here."

      Q: Why do Serbs keep thier door mat on the inside of their house?
      A: So they dont dirty up the streets when they go out.

      Q: What do Serb men do after sex?
      A: Start digging a mass grave.

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      • xXXtesy10
        Fakecoin Investor
        • Jul 2012
        • 7127

        #4
        Originally posted by John_Galbani
        When you are looking through the scope of your rifle.

        Another

        Q) How can you stop a Serbian tank?
        A) You shoot the soldier that is pushing it.
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        • pimpmaster9000
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2011
          • 26730

          #5
          Originally posted by Mr Pheer
          A Serb walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here."

          Q: Why do Serbs keep thier door mat on the inside of their house?
          A: So they dont dirty up the streets when they go out.

          Q: What do Serb men do after sex?
          A: Start digging a mass grave.


          Q: What color are albanian tanks?
          A: Both are green

          Q: What do you call 2 albanians in a tree?
          A: Albanian air force.

          Q: What do albanians say when they see toilet paper?
          A: What is this???

          albanians in disco:

          typical albanian family:

          albanian middle class:

          albanians coming to USA:


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          • Horatio Caine
            full-time aspiring rapper
            • Aug 2012
            • 5746

            #6
            Aren't albanieans are serbs in a turban? They look the same to us

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            • Paul Markham
              Too old to care
              • Jun 2001
              • 52942

              #7
              Originally posted by crucifissio
              albanians in disco:

              typical albanian family:

              albanian middle class:

              albanians coming to USA:


              Scratch a Serb and find a racist.



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              • klinton
                So Fucking Banned
                • Apr 2003
                • 8766

                #8

                Basically Albanians in countries like Italy, Germany or France form the biggest social scum that you could possibly imagine
                Originally posted by Horatio Caine
                Aren't albanieans are serbs in a turban? They look the same to us

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                • mamaliga
                  la gente está muy loca
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 1323

                  #9
                  fucking albanians

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                  • pimpmaster9000
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Dec 2011
                    • 26730

                    #10
                    # The USA is a joke program
                    # Makes funny funny random jokes

                    import random

                    print("I will tell a funny funny joke now, you will shit!")


                    joke = random.randint(1, 10)
                    dindu = ("USA")

                    if joke == 1:
                    print(dindu + " Helathcare")
                    elif joke == 2:
                    print(dindu + " Education")
                    elif joke == 3:
                    print(dindu + " Elections")
                    elif joke == 4:
                    print(dindu + " Foreign Policy")
                    elif joke == 5:
                    print(dindu + " Rape statistics")
                    elif joke == 6:
                    print(dindu + " Gay Rape Statistics")
                    elif joke == 7:
                    print(dindu + " Presidential Candidates")
                    elif joke == 8:
                    print(dindu + " Debt")
                    elif joke == 9:
                    print(dindu + " Obesity")
                    elif joke == 10:
                    print(dindu + " Penis Size")


                    print("\n AHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAA!")
                    input("\n Press any key to shit yourself laughing!")
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                    • Horatio Caine
                      full-time aspiring rapper
                      • Aug 2012
                      • 5746

                      #11
                      "I wish I was a Serb"

                      Nooooooooot....

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                      • CaptainHowdy
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Dec 2004
                        • 94031

                        #12
                        Ahahahahahahahahahaha!

                        GFY ain't racist btw.

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                        • pimpmaster9000
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Dec 2011
                          • 26730

                          #13
                          "I want american healthcare"

                          timothy-alsip-robs-bank-for-healthcare

                          Whether or not Alsip?s health problems are legitimate, his plan to seek jailhouse healthcare may have been inspired by a similar robbery in North Carolina two years ago. At the time, James Verone told reporters that he asked the teller at a Gastonia, N.C., bank for $1

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                          • Horatio Caine
                            full-time aspiring rapper
                            • Aug 2012
                            • 5746

                            #14


                            "Medical terms never spoken before"

                            - What is "I'm going to have my surgery done in Serbia"..
                            - Correct, Slobo.

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                            • klinton
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Apr 2003
                              • 8766

                              #15

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                              • pimpmaster9000
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Dec 2011
                                • 26730

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Horatio Caine

                                "Medical terms never spoken before"

                                - What is "I'm going to have my surgery done in Serbia"..
                                - Correct, Slobo.
                                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medical_debt
                                A 2007 survey had found about 70 million Americans either have difficulty paying for medical treatment or have medical debt"..



                                "things never said before"

                                -What is "I like american healthcare I do not envy cuba"

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