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# The USA is a joke program
# Makes funny funny random jokes
import random
print("I will tell a funny funny joke now, you will shit!")
joke = random.randint(1, 10)
dindu = ("USA")
if joke == 1:
print(dindu + " Helathcare")
elif joke == 2:
print(dindu + " Education")
elif joke == 3:
print(dindu + " Elections")
elif joke == 4:
print(dindu + " Foreign Policy")
elif joke == 5:
print(dindu + " Rape statistics")
elif joke == 6:
print(dindu + " Gay Rape Statistics")
elif joke == 7:
print(dindu + " Presidential Candidates")
elif joke == 8:
print(dindu + " Debt")
elif joke == 9:
print(dindu + " Obesity")
elif joke == 10:
print(dindu + " Penis Size")
print("\n AHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAA!")
input("\n Press any key to shit yourself laughing!")
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