They have Tannerite on sale every Saturday at all of the Walmart locations south of the Mason Dixon line.
"what you doin today Cletus?"
"Awwww, me an my paw's gonna blow up the 'ol Chevy with some Tannerite."
YeeeeHAHHHH!!!!!!
This is Cletus BTW
That video was so good I sat through the Listerine ad twice.