who hasn't been there?
Random girl on my cell "It's 4AM and I was asleep in bed!"
me "Ok well it's a good thing I woke you then.. Stay in bed and I'll be right over."
girl "but we don't live in the same state and I'm tired."
me "Shit! go back to sleep then cause I'm far too drunk to drive to Kansas.. Unless you want to drive to Indiana tonight? Please!"