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Originally posted by chodadog
Haha. Nice one. For my 18th birthday, my friends chipped in and bought me this little midget blowup doll. It had weighted feet, so it stood up. It was crotch height, didn't have a pussy (it required no foreplay) and had a beer holder built into it's head.
In three words: The perfect girlfriend.
Julie, as she was affectionately named, had her head set on fire and was propelled over the balcony into the swimming pool. Good times.. good times..
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I bought "captain pecker" for a g/f bachorlette party one time.. it was a 6 ft blow up penis (with weighted bottom).. that thing was the life of the party... but the girls man, got real pissed..come to find out he had a small dick and was offended and thought she told me and I was trying to help compensate