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A middle-aged couple are sitting at the country club when a hot young girl comes over jumps in the man's lap and asks what he is doing tonight. After a short conversation, she leaves.
The wife asks, "Who the hell was that?"
The man answers, "That was my mistress."
The wife sits for a while and ponders whether she should be pissed off. She likes the two houses, the great cars, the great boats and vacations. It is such a hard decision for her.
Then another beautiful young girl comes over and jumps in the man's lap. After a short conversation, she leaves.
The wife starts to get really upset, "Who in tha fuck was that?"
The man answers, "That was Bob's mistress."
The wife starts to cool down and then calmly answers, "Our mistress was better looking than Bob's mistress."
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