this guy tucker max is fucking hilarious, i may have to get his fucking book..
"11:16: The fat girl from the first kitchen encounter comes over. With reinforcements. Her backup: A small frail dork that looks like he just finished a Magic The Gathering tournament, a heinous Asian girl, and a greasy haired fat doofus in a camouflage vest. I ask you?Am I here right now? Is this my life?"