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Originally Posted by robfantasy
1) rent a villa w/ staff and full time driver
2) use AMEX to avoid foreign exchange fees..
3) download LINE and WeCHAT, to chat w/ locals..
4) use driver to pick up the best local chicks to go out with whether out for fun or back to the villa (most chicks look the same and are avg/ugly)
5) look for a massage parlor with old ladies for the best deep tissue massage which will be like $5 USD, find the best one and get them to come to your villa daily
6) thailand gets boring after a while.. head over to singapore which is much better in my opinion
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hes on a 2 buck a day budget and is taking advise from expats like gods, which is like asking a Mexican housekeeper what's the best things to do in Las Vegas.
Three hours sitting on a plank on a longtail with no loo after spending a day at "locals" eateries will sort him out.