Another one.....
This one has to be a guy telling it, but it's very funny....
Becareful of 2 girls walking around near the shops in the local town center, they're asking guys for lifts when you come out of the store. Then one keeps you talking, rubbing your legs & flirting with you, flashing her tits. While the other steals your wallet!!!
If you go to the local shops & buy a wallet, you can get 2 for a tenner. I've been had by them 6 times this week & have bought 3 of these deals
When I read it first, I thought, stealing skanks.. Of course, the joke is, the guys going to be robbed so he gets felt up, I suppose a lot cheaper than using an escort
