Fresh from the press of
BRCNN*, there are racist sandwhiches people are making. This HAS to stop.
We are not sure which group is to blame, since there is no white peanut butter or jelly. If all fails we can blame the bread when white bread is used. We do know that black people are the victim here but we are still figuring out exactly how. Our well respected editor in chief and professional human copy machine B. Monkey is making up excuses as we speak.
Stay tuned for more.
*Brasshat Race Card News Network