Ok, so tonight I went to see "Bad Boys II" at a Regal Cinemas (A notch better than the local $1.00 theater)... Some punk ass kid 2 seats down comes in, sits in the row behind me, and props his legs up on the seat in front of him, with his feet dangling over the back of the seat, with NO SOCK, and NO SHOES... Fucking barefoot!! WTF!!!
Rule #1:
If you see me sitting in front of you, and want to put your feet up on the seat... be sure that you have your shoes on (at least).
Resolution to the problem:
I initially gave him the almighty "What the fuck do you think you are doing???!?!?!?" look, to which he was oblivious as to why I was glaring at him.
Next, I calmly said "Put your fucking feet down!". To which he was deaf and didn't understand what I said.
So, I had no other choice, but, to get my lighter out, and ignite a flame beneath his feet.
He jumped back, and said "What the hell??!!... What's your problem??"
Voodoo said "Nothing anymore. Put some fucking shoes on your nasty feet." He complied... and I enjoyed the rest of the movie.
That shit pisses me off to no end. I mean, it's not just this, it seems that everytime I go to a movie lately, some assface sits right behind me, and either talks during the quiet parts of the movie, they keep bumping my seat, they put their feet up, they have kids that won't STFU, their phones ring or whatever... the list seems to be endless. And if it's not a fellow movie goer that fucks it all up, it's the theater itself... Power goes out, no sound, picture is fuzzy, A/C doesn't work. ARRRGGG!
Has anyone else noticed an increase in movie theater disappointments lately?
-V
