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Dear terrorists,
We noticed that you have used an Apple device to research nuke making on Safari.
This is a clear violation of our terms and conditions.
We have therefore suspended your iTunes account and you will no longer be able to stream the latest episodes of "My little Poney".
Should you continue to use our devices in violation of the above mentioned T&C we will have no other choice but report you to our legal department that will issue a fine.
Kind regards
Apple customer service.
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