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Old 11-08-2015, 12:38 PM  
OneHungLo
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Originally Posted by amvcdotcom View Post
here is a press release i've been thinking about doing. what are your thoughts?

From Peddling Porn To Peddling Candles: One Pornographer?s Journey

We all know the story: Guy meets girl. Then someone films them having sex for the adult entertainment industry. This is one porn mogul?s switch from selling porn to selling candles instead.

After 20 years in the porn industry, both producing and selling, Allen McNulty found a groovy part time job. Making candles. But there were no places other than Etsy or eBay to sell them. So he built his own store. Not realizing that another great idea would emerge?allowing other candle makers to open their own free store as well.

Because of the onslaught of free porn on the web, the adult entertainment industry had run dry. So supplementing his income became mandatory. ?I had a long, successful run in the porn industry, but money talks and it?s just not paying anymore. Perhaps something will change along with technology, but until then buy my f**king candles, please.?, McNulty joked.

Candle sellers now have a site devoted to just them. They can open a candle store and be online selling their wares in less than 30 minutes.

McNulty adds, ?If you?re in love with homemade candles, either buying or selling them, please visit us at Candles.Space. Sorry, there?s no porn there though.?

Allen McNulty, Kernersville, NC
I can see a bunch of Martha Stewart homemaker types just dying to do business with you once they find out you're a former pornographer. If you seriously were considering putting this out, you're destined to fail.
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