Excellent. I've gotten your attention.
I am good... No, scratch that. I am
great at grabbing peoples' attention. However, getting their attention is just the beginning. In the sea of smut, it is imperative to cut through all the bullshit. An effective X copywriter must act as a taxi driver, pick up the passenger and deliver him or her to the specific content that he or she wants to commit the expulsion of bodily fluid to. As a driver, if you drop a passenger off in the wrong neighborhood, they are going to be pissed. Likewise, if you drop a tuber off on the wrong video, they are going to search for another video and
possibly end up at another tube or site.
I charge $.05 per word for
targeted, keyword
rich, hand-written blog posts, articles and video descriptions. I would prefer long term, ongoing assignments as I am leaving my politically correct, boring mainstream copy job. This doesn't mean that I'm a pornewbie, but I've experienced enough success writing X on the side that I am now saying "Fuck it, I actually enjoy this work and want to pursue this full time." I am aware that you can get content created for much less, but you get what you pay for. What good is a post at $.005 per word when your conversion rates suck and the same old over-saturated keywords are used?
Are your titles and descriptions a fucking mess? I can work on those for you. I can create brand new, 5-10 word titles for $.80 each. If you need rewrites and can direct me to the videos, I will work at the same rate. If you don't have the time to provide titles, I can personally search for videos with irrelevant or low quality titles, but this is time consuming so I would work in the $1.30 per title range. I don't just look at thumbnails, but go into each video and VERIFY the content before I begin creating or recreating your titles and descriptions. Remember, there is a TON of competition for views and well written, relevant titles will greatly increase your chances of retaining users and not losing them to other tubes.
To put my money where my mouth is, my own personal mainstream Youtube page currently has 19,285,804 video views generated by less than 3,000 videos. Without having one viral video and being a niche music page, this has been an incredible achievement and not one other Youtube site of the same niche even comes close. The music I post averages 2 to 3 minutes per song and my current audience retention rate is 1:22 seconds! Why is my retention rate so high? Let's go back to my taxi driver example. I deliver people to what they are seeking so they are more likely to stick around. I have written ALL copy on this page which is a huge component to the success it has achieved.
You've gotten this far. I believe that should solidify, in your mind, my ability to maintain a reader's attention. One last thing... I am fully aware of conventional rules of X copy, and I constantly break them. How is more of the same going to be effective when web surfers have the attention spans of fleas in heat?
Feel free to reach out to me. I look forward to your correspondence.
Phil