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Old 10-27-2015, 07:37 AM  
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The entire ocean is your toilet. When I take my kids to the beach, if they ask for the restroom I just point at the water. Walk out until you're waist high, If you have to pee, leave your clothes on. If you have to shit, pull it down, up, or to the side and let it flow.

Fuck that walking and finding a bathroom shit, and it so fucking liberating. I laugh when people swim by a turd I just pinched thinking it's some crazy marine animal or plant.
Do you wipe your ass with seaweed or do you just walk around with shit stains on your trunks?

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