Silly Russian potato farmer! Our Astronauts are using Russia like taxi cab! When we need a ride we call you and hope we dont get cab that smells like curry! You guys are like Uber for space while we build new rockets. Maybe. When you fly over 300 people to space you learn something!
You proud of car operated launch vehicle? Anybody with basic education can do that! We have kids launch robot to space and bring back without car! And they not have toasty cosmonaut when finished! So glad we dont have poor Russian education here for space program!
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