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Originally Posted by Rob
You mean we're not? 
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Sorry, but after taking a comparative look at all things that truly matter - we have maple syrup, back bacon, poutine fries and Molsons...and more ski-doos per capita.
We have Rush.
We have K-Tel.
Up until Hiroshima, we had the world's largest manmade explosion.
Even our vandalism isn't so bad.
Our reindeer line up in orderly fashion.
We have this:
We have a superior communication network:
We don't discriminate at drive-thrus.
This guy:
We've simplified GPS nav systems:
We have a high-level of beaver activity.
Sorry, but you're just a runner-up to center of the universe.
