I need some things translated into Polish.
I need these translated into Polish and not by some crappy Google online translator-bot. Two of my best friends from college, Tomek and Kasia are getting married and I want to talk shit. I see other Polish people talking shit to them, but my Google translated stuff looks like Arabic, not Polish. Here are the things I need translated.
1. You look like a fucking goat's ass
2. You are so beautiful, congrats to you both!
3. How is the fat black guy that plays tennis? Are you two still friends?
4. Your face is looking a lot like my ass.
Thank you. Dziękuję.
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