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Originally Posted by Rochard
I dated a tree once.
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Brings to mind an old joke I once heard. Something about a youngster who could only afford $5 bucks at a brothel so the madame let him screw a knot-hole in the tree out back. This goes on for months. Then one day he came in with $50 bucks and got a girl. A few minutes later loud screaming was heard. The madame rushed into his room and found him ramming a broomhandle into the girl's pussy. She says "What they hell are you doing??"
The guy answers "Checking for chipmunks."
Was that you?