Criminal: Hey I want to buy that H&K MP5 right there. Here's my money.
Nevada gun show seller: Well sir, Federal law requires me to ask you if you are a felon or a person who otherwise cannot legally own guns...because if you are such a person then I cannot legally sell this gun to you. Now please answer truthfully (wink wink).
Criminal: oh no sir, I am not an ex-convict and it is totally legal for me to own guns...really that's the honest truth, scout's honor!
Nevada gun show seller: SOLD!!
The seller made a 100% legal sale right there...no ID required.
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