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Dear Russel, I feel close to you because a friend of mine hugged you one day and then I hugged my friend before he took a shower.
Anyway, I think the Seahawks got off track the moment you began spending more time with a second rate rapper's baby momma than with our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
Even your scary looking unfaithful/teammate fucking ex wife would be better than your current choice. Dude you should not date a woman who has kids under 5. Trust me. Please end your relationship and focus on beating the Packers (and Jesus)(not beating Jesus but focusing on him).
- A Fan
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