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Old 09-14-2015, 05:44 AM  
RazorSharpe
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I've your joke, of course, but why "again"?



Believe me or not, she looks really nice but she's still a very regular one for the Ukraine, Russia, Belorussia, Latvia or Estonia. I mean when you are walking from your home to a nearest supermarket, you will see a dozen of those. I don't even even mention some special places when you can have sex with many of them for free (just make sure you have enough of viagra). Don't get me wrong, I'm a married man and I don't cheat on my wife but some of my friends are not, and I won't refuse to make them a company in those adult clubs because you are not forced to participate in orgies and can simple hung out at the bar with a few glasses of beer or have a good night dinner there while your friends are losing a wagon of calories in private or gang-bang rooms

P.S. If you think I'm kidding, just book a trip to Moscow and make sure to give me your phone number. I'll show you some places you would never believe they exist (don't worry, everything is absolutely legal - drugs, drunk, unshaven, inadequate, aggressive, underage or persons over 50 year old are not allowed there - very strict face control). You pay the club entrance price (about $150 for a person) and for my beer. Everything else will be absolutely free for you and you'll change your opinion of a real hot woman forever
That's also a joke, I don't have HIV nor have I had an HIV miracle cure.

Unfortunately, I'm married too but if ever my wife agrees to "have a break" ... I'll hit you up!
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