| Beer FestivalAfter the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery
 presidents decided to go out for a beer.
 The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would
 like the "worlds best beer" a Corona
 The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to
 him
 The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the
 world, give me "The King Of Beers, a Budweiser"
 The bartender gives him one.
 The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with
 Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors."
 He gets it.
 The guy from Molson sits down and says, "Give me a Coke."
 The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what
 he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and
 ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Molson's?"
 The Molson's president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys
 aren't drinking beer, neither would I.
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