Got this one submitted to me from my joke network....
<b>MOOD RING SWING</b>
"My husband, not happy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he
would be able to monitor my moods.
When I'm in a good mood, it turns green.
When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big f**kin'
red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond!"
Ahhh, one of these days I'll get married. Yup.
