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Old 06-11-2015, 09:26 AM  
2MuchMark
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Since the subject has been brought up, let's explore it a little.

My first thought is that it will take a lot more than 3.4 Million. Going to space is very expensive. And since the space inside is super limited, this money would be better spent on other scientific experiments anyway.

But let's say they hitch a ride on Virgin Galactic which would be far less expensive. Assuming they would even allow a porn company to buy a ticket (unlikely), The Virgin Galactic plane barely makes it to the edge of space anyway - kind of disappointing.

But besides that, let's say they go. The lucky couple are now up there and ready to party. Would they just float around? If they are floating, would the actual act of fucking push the people apart? Would they both need to be strapped in? And if strapped in, would this count as zero-G sex?

If I was the carrier (Space X because, Hey, Elon is cooler), and if Space X allowed it, I'm guessing they would want to take the opportunity to learn as much as possible about fucking in space. And even if they didn't care, Nasa would certainly want that information. How do you fuck in space? What happens to the body when you fuck in space? Would the fuckers be wearing sensors? What kinds of sensors? Do we want just body sensors (temperature, humidity, etc), or do we want 3D motion tracking sensors? (I would!) and if there were motion tracking sensors, why not motion capture and performance capture too? And with this much data, maybe companies like Microsoft might want that data and pay for a part of the trip too?)

If I were Nasa and Nasa was involved, I would not want the couple to wear condoms. I want them to fuck and conceive in space. As we take bigger and longer steps away from our planet, sex and conception and even child birth in space are going to be important things we need to know how to do. What happens when a man shoots his load into a woman in zero G? What happens when the sperm meets the egg? How does a fetus develop in zero G? Will radiation affect conception or growth?

Should the couple be married? To me of course not, but if Space X or Virgin or Nasa was going to be involved then you bet they would want the couple to be married just to calm down some of the religous nuts who you know would be shooting off their mouths...

Fun idea!
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