Originally Posted by **********

How convenient for you, Dynamo. Too bad it doesn't seem to be true. There are lots of Volunteers there now according to a friend of mine who also lives by. She says there are lots of people cleaning up who are both hazmat specialists AND volunteers.

Anyway look. This is happening right beside your door. You already said you would go down if "asked by Cert" (lol!). Why not just go anyway? Since you seem to lie all the time now, how do we know you're even a member of Cert as you claim?

Bah, who cares anyway, right? It's probably better that you just stay home and keep your chair warm. The Maury show is probably on TV, and hell - that bag of cheetos you left on the floor isn't going to eat itself, right?

Here's some local dead-animal-oil-spill porn for you to jerk-off to.




Devastating Photos Show How An Oil Spill Consumed Santa Barbara's Coastline