Howdy,
We can definitely fill the spot of 'kick ass designer'
As for speaking German, I know conversational German, but not enough to translate dirty talk like
"watch horny wet sluts in triple penetration hardcore gangbang orgies"
However, we do work with proffesional translators occasionally, and I can arrange to incorporate their services into a design package for you to suit your individual requirements.
Please contact me for more info, you won't be dissapointed
Regards,
Andrew