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And what's with these vaping pussies? Imagine avoiding the nicotine rush?
Not only do I smoke 3 packs of unfiltered Camels every day, after a shower I slap a couple nicotine patches on my balls for added effect.
Sitting at the bar smoking, drinking a double Wild Turkey on the rocks and eating a big bloody rib-eye for lunch everyday is what's kept me healthy all these years.
Nothing I like better than shooting a big healthy meat and nicotine tasting load down the throat of some vegan I picked up at a Farmers Market walking her bandana wearing Golden Retriever.
Life is good.
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