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Originally Posted by 420
Did I post 3 times in a row? Turkey! Nice, I can usually only do that on wii bowling.
I don't want to know but I can't help it. What's the weirdest thing?
ps. is it 45 seconds to friday already?
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At that moment it was 3 seconds to friday. =)
The weirdest ones for me are the transformation ones. One guy wanted to be a unicorn, another guy wanted to be shrunk into a little tiny man and for me to chase him around stomping, another shrunk into vibrator size and to be drown in my juices. Another guy who always asks to call me, but I just can't, wants all the girls to pretend to be old. Like 100 years old. They have to call him sonny and act like an old lady. Another guy - we role played in central park sex on a bench and his head was in a guillotine at the moment it was about to happen, off with his head and it rolled into a basket where everyone watching giggled and laughed. I've had several guys who like to wear diapers and shit while on the phone. Just gross stuff. So much over 15 years I wish I had written a book.
I love just my plain old regular good guys when I do choose to do it. I just can't be bothered with that crazy stuff anymore lol.