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Originally Posted by buspassboy
I heard them unwrapping something which was apparently wrapped in crinkled aluminum foil. Then I smelled a disgusting smell which I had never smelled before, so I whispered to my girlfriend "What's that smell?" She told me it was bologna (she had white trash roots)
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Originally Posted by buspassboy
can you please explain to me and the rest of the non-white trash people in this thread what bologna tastes like? I've only smelled it once (as highlighted in a previous post) but have never actually tasted it. Why's it so cheap? How is it cured differently than something like, say, soppressata? I guess Grape could probably tell us too, but he's proven to be upwardly mobile, and even though he still has that same trailer trash mindset, he probably hasn't tasted bologna in a good 15 years or so. Good for him.  You, on the other hand, are still a lowly piece of white trash meter maid, so you probably eat that crap daily. |
Ask your white trash girlfriend what it tastes like. She's likely had a wide variety of
meat in her
mouth over the years to qualify her as an expert.
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Originally Posted by buspassboy
You, on the other hand, are still a lowly piece of white trash meter maid
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Wrong again, wanker. I'm supervising management for municipal bylaw for the city - with retirement and full pension in just 15 years. Coupled with my military pension, company earnings and the wife's salary, benefits, stock options and various investments...we'll continue living our middle class lives long into retirement.
And I'll continue eating bologna at least once a week, not by necessity but choice. Newfie steak - a staple of the blue collar working man who you so elitistly chose to ignorantly denigrate.
Good trolling, though. But your 15mins. is drawing to a close. Better to remain silent and be thought as a fool - than to continue opening your mouth and removing all doubt.
Enjoy the bus in the morning. Hope the bus stop isn't too chilly there in NYC.