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Excellence · 07-15-2003, 10:13 PM

Test proving that overblown cursing will force a surfer to click, especially smart ones.

READ BELOW!

I love to see the posts cycle quicker than a crackhead spending $20 bucks he just found on a juicy rock, but I know someone somwhere in the massive abyss of posts here has suggested categories of some sort, right?

If not: Here are my trivial suggestions:

Hot Bitches: Pics you have got to talk about and share because they are just that fucking good!

Things that suck ass: http://www.maddox.xmission.com is a WONDERFUL example for posts to slap in there. You have to read that site. Soooooo fucking funny.

Sponsers that have fucked you: This one will fill up quickly.

Sponsers that you like: This forum will sit baron except for the bullshit posts by the sponsors themselves spamming. It's someplace I'd probably post to brag about our shit.

Secret area: This will be open to the public and get the most clicks, because people always love to cheat the system, and get some shit for free. I think this spot should be where the EXTREMELY successful porn affiliates through out some bones for the newbs, and the newbs in turn thank them profusely. Its pretty awsome the good advice some kind hearted souls are actually willing to share. The newbs will appreciate the hell out of it, and the Bad Asses will get the respect they deserve.

Mortal Combat room: This is where blatant bullshit arguing threads get moved. If you want to see posts that are 1000 pages long, with superfluous cursing and occasioanl threats, this will definitely be the forum for you. And it will keep the top spots free on all the other categories because the insane high rate replies will have to fight with other insanely over posted to threads.

I think its a hell of a start. What rooms would you guys slap in there, and what posts would belong?

07-15-2003, 10:13 PM
Excellence Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 89	What does it take to get a post read in the flood? More cursing :-) Test proving that overblown cursing will force a surfer to click, especially smart ones. READ BELOW! I love to see the posts cycle quicker than a crackhead spending $20 bucks he just found on a juicy rock, but I know someone somwhere in the massive abyss of posts here has suggested categories of some sort, right? If not: Here are my trivial suggestions: Hot Bitches: Pics you have got to talk about and share because they are just that fucking good! Things that suck ass: http://www.maddox.xmission.com is a WONDERFUL example for posts to slap in there. You have to read that site. Soooooo fucking funny. Sponsers that have fucked you: This one will fill up quickly. Sponsers that you like: This forum will sit baron except for the bullshit posts by the sponsors themselves spamming. It's someplace I'd probably post to brag about our shit. Secret area: This will be open to the public and get the most clicks, because people always love to cheat the system, and get some shit for free. I think this spot should be where the EXTREMELY successful porn affiliates through out some bones for the newbs, and the newbs in turn thank them profusely. Its pretty awsome the good advice some kind hearted souls are actually willing to share. The newbs will appreciate the hell out of it, and the Bad Asses will get the respect they deserve. Mortal Combat room: This is where blatant bullshit arguing threads get moved. If you want to see posts that are 1000 pages long, with superfluous cursing and occasioanl threats, this will definitely be the forum for you. And it will keep the top spots free on all the other categories because the insane high rate replies will have to fight with other insanely over posted to threads. I think its a hell of a start. What rooms would you guys slap in there, and what posts would belong? Last edited by Excellence; 07-15-2003 at 10:38 PM..