Originally Posted by ManPuppy

All nude, full liquor, not at all conservative. Went to a bar for happy hour called Remington's while there on vacation with my boyfriend at the time (years ago, when I still drank). Bartender asked if we were coming back that night for the "Shooting Contest."

I asked if that was what it sounded like. He smiled and nodded. "Yup! Winner for longest distance gets a $100 bar tab."

My boyfriend volunteered for me, "OOOH, yes. He'll be here."

I stood in a line-up with three other guys on top of the bar, pants down around our ankles. There was a drag queen with a tape measure to measure the distance. I went first. Two contestants dropped out after I blew my wad. The other one didn't come close; I think he just wanted to beat off in front of people. My bar tab paid for too many drinks for me & bf, as well as for the two twinks who "congratulated" me for winning and came back to our hotel with us.

....Was that TMI?